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Here’s Gary Sanchez’s Fat Ass Costing The Yankees Another Game
by Tommy Gimler
The New York Yankees lost a game to the Tampa Bay Rays Monday night, my seventh consecutive defeat in the four-letter’s Streak For Cash game.
Yankees’ Michael Pineda Ejected For Being A Goddamn Idiot
by Tommy Gimler
The last time Michael Pineda pitched against the Boston Red Sox, it looked as though either he was shoving his palm up Ichiro Suzuki’s asshole or caking his palm with pine tar. Everyone except Pineda made the logical conclusion that it was indeed pine tar. So, you would think the next time he faced the Sox he would be just a tad more discreet about it. But again, it seems as though everyone except Michael Pineda would make that logical conclusion.
Check Out The $203 Million New York Yankees Lineup
by Tommy Gimler
Only the Los Angeles Dodgers have made more of an effort to buy a World Series championship than the New York Yankees this year. According to the Associated Press, Dodgers players will pull down $235 million this year, which makes New York’s $203 million payroll seem smaller than Nicole Richie’s tits. But given the fact that the Yanks are dropping over $200 million on their roster, you would expect a lineup full of All-Stars and future Hall of Famers every time out, right?
