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Mickey Mantle’s Outstanding Moment At Yankee Stadium Was A Getting A Knob Job Under The Bleachers

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are Mickey Mantle never had a midlife crisis.

Just A Grown Man Punching Himself In The Face After Getting Pulled From A Baseball Game

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s only a game, Focker.

NFL Network’s Mike Mayock On Russell Wilson Playing Baseball For The Yankees: ‘F**k That’

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by Tommy Gimler

Say what, meow?

Yankees’ Michael Pineda Ejected For Being A Goddamn Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

The last time Michael Pineda pitched against the Boston Red Sox, it looked as though either he was shoving his palm up Ichiro Suzuki’s asshole or caking his palm with pine tar. Everyone except Pineda made the logical conclusion that it was indeed pine tar. So, you would think the next time he faced the Sox he would be just a tad more discreet about it. But again, it seems as though everyone except Michael Pineda would make that logical conclusion.

Check Out The $203 Million New York Yankees Lineup

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by Tommy Gimler

Only the Los Angeles Dodgers have made more of an effort to buy a World Series championship than the New York Yankees this year. According to the Associated Press, Dodgers players will pull down $235 million this year, which makes New York’s $203 million payroll seem smaller than Nicole Richie’s tits. But given the fact that the Yanks are dropping over $200 million on their roster, you would expect a lineup full of All-Stars and future Hall of Famers every time out, right?

Either Derek Jeter Took A Shit In Michael Pineda’s Hand Or That’s Pine Tar

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by Tommy Gimler

The New York Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox tonight 4-1 behind six strong innings from Michael Pineda. The Yanks’ right-hander gave up just four hits and one earned run while striking out seven. But it wasn’t his quality start that had NESN’s Jerry Remy’s panties in a bind.

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