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Maybe These Horses Should Have Just Been Dog Food Instead Of Kentucky Derby Favorites

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by Frank Rhombus

Orb was a 5-1 favorite in the 139th Kentucky Derby last year, and he did what favorites are supposed to do: win. These favorites from the last fifteen years, however, had more trouble finding the finish line than Melissa McCarthy trying to run, well, anywhere…

The Worst #1 Seeds Since 2000

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by Tommy Gimler

Who makes the NCAA Men’s College Basketball Tournament and where they are seeded usually creates a bigger argument than the first time you throw a pinky in your wife’s brown star, and this year is shaping up to be no different. Florida, Wichita State, and Arizona all look like solid #1 seeds, but which team will claim the fourth top spot is a bigger question mark than Tyler Perry’s sexuality. Unless it’s Villanova, odds are they won’t be as bad as these turds of tournament past.

Here Are Four College Football Bowls That Can Eat My Ass

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by Frank Rhombus

The college football bowl season is finally upon us, and that means it’s time for institutions of higher learning to lose hundreds of thousands of dollars playing football games organized by non-profit organizations whose sole purpose is to fill a stadium and make a profit. There are 35 bowls on this year’s slate, 31 of which are about as worthless as a free hand job from a leper. Here are four of those games where instead of tuning in, you’ll be better off doing, well, anything else…

Sunday’s Worst

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by Tommy Gimler

Nick Foles played so well Sunday afternoon that Eagles fans are probably already lining up their girlfriends on his doorstep for a proper plowing. These guys, however, were absolute dog shit.

Sunday’s Worst

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by Tommy Gimler

Even if you witnessed your brother get screwed by an elk, he’s still having a better Sunday than these NFL players.

Sunday’s Worst

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by Tommy Gimler

It has been quite the crazy night in the NFL with the Raiders playing until almost three in the morning on the East Coast. And naturally, because they’re the Raiders and we’re doing our weekly post on the worst Sunday had to offer, we had to wait until that bitch went final…

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