Tag Archives: winter olympics

A Canadian Skier, His Wife And Manager Got Shithoused And Stole A Hummer In PyeongChang

dave duncan canada

by Tommy Gimler

Now that’s a true team effort, kids.

Seattle Author/Idiot Rebecca Morris Thought A Neighbor’s Norwegian Flag Was A Confederate Flag

norway flag seattle confederate

by Tommy Gimler

This is why we can’t have nice shit, people.

How Much Cocaine Did This Olympics Announcer Snort Before The End Of This Cross-Country Skiing Race?

jessie diggins gold medal

by Tommy Gimler

Good lord. This guy makes Charlie Sheen seem like a real pussy, doesn’t he?

Here’s Johnny Weir Saying A Figure Skater Has Knees Made Out Of Whipped Cream

Winter Olympics - Celebrity Appearances

by Tommy Gimler

We’d consider him to be a trustworthy source of information when it comes to that.

If You’re Going To France, Remember, This Is How You Say Hello

olympics france ass slap

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s hope three ladies from France capture the gold, silver and bronze medals in one event at the PyeongChang Olympics because if our calculations are correct, it’ll turn into a giant lesbian orgy.

Behold The Most Unfortunate Name At The Winter Olympics

semen pavlichenko

by Tommy Gimler

Only in this guy’s wet dreams will he be standing on the podium.

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