Tag Archives: wins

The American League Wins Leader Is Bartolo Colon And That’s Pretty Fucking Sad

Bartolo Colon

by Tommy Gimler

In case you’re not paying attention to the Oakland Athletics, and because they’re the Oakland Athletics we’re assuming you aren’t, the American League leader in wins is Bartolo Colon, a 40-year-old convicted cheater who was a piece of pig shit before he started receiving injections of PEDs.

NFL Over/Unders Are Out And Somehow They Have The Jets Winning 6.5 Games

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by Tommy Gimler

Whether or not the fact that my honeymoon fund is suddenly missing a few hundred bucks is somehow related to The DUD’s upcoming trip to Vegas this weekend has yet to be proven. And after seeing how many games the Las Vegas Hotel and Casino is expecting the New York Jets to win this year, the honeymoon fund might just wind up being empty.

See, We Told You The NBA Was Easy Money This Year

demarcus cousins

by Barry Murphy

Editor’s note: This article was in our possession yesterday, but we ran with a story ripping the Cardinals manager a new one. As a Cubs fan (hahaha), Murf should be OK with that.

Well, we’re about 6 weeks away from the end of another magical (cough) NBA season, and in my house, that only means one thing: “How much money do I have left to bet on MLB over/unders?”

2013 MLB Over/Under Win Totals Are Out

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by Tommy Gimler

The Atlantis Casino in Reno might be as irrelevant as Mindy McCready’s life 364 days of the year, but for the last seven years, they have been the first sportsbook to release Major League Baseball’s over/under win totals. So for that, they can plow my sister.

Lock and Load Up!

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by Tommy Gimler

As I peruse through the 2012 schedules of several National League teams, another H&R Block commercial just came on TV for the eighth time this morning.

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