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5 Legit Reasons Why The NFL’s Ratings Are Down


by Tommy Gimler

Television ratings for the Sunday Night Football shitshow that was the Vikings hosting the Packers in their new stadium that will eventually cost taxpayers $678 million were down 16 percent from last year’s Week 2 tilt featuring the Packers and Seahawks, which once again goes to show that nobody likes the Vikings.

Check Out How Pathetic The Line For Single Game Minnesota Vikings Tickets Was

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by Tommy Gimler

Whether the starting quarterback of this year’s Minnesota Vikings squad is Teddy Bridgewater, Matt Cassel, or turd Christian Ponder, it looks as though nobody in Minnesota gives a shit.

Adrian Peterson Is The Favorite In Vegas To Win The Rushing Title This Year


by Tommy Gimler

The thugs in Vegas – or in this case the dorks at CG Technology – have spoken. The favorite to win this year’s NFL rushing title is Minnesota’s Adrian Peterson, and you can get him right now at 4-to-1 odds.

Nowhere Else Would the Words Kentucky, Viking, USO, Natalie Imbruglia, DUI, Sack, Minnesota, Johnny Knoxville, And Canada All Be Used in the Same Story: An Ode To Jared Allen

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special to The DUD from Jeff Leinenkugel

That smile and Kentucky Waterfall was totally worth the 6-year, $72 million contract…

Vikings Linebacker Erin Henderson’s Second Arrest In Six Weeks For Driving Smashed Means Your 2014 Current Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy Team Is Off To A Smashing Start

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by Tommy Gimler

The new year is off to a surprising start, as the Detroit Lions do not lead the NFL in offseason arrests. In fact, they don’t even lead the NFC North, thanks to Minnesota Vikings linebacker Erin Henderson getting popped with his second DUI in six weeks after his SUV left the road, skidded through a parking lot, and smashed into some trees yesterday afternoon. And while this dipshit spent yesterday sitting alone in a Carver County prison cell, if you have him on your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) fantasy team, you’re currently sitting alone at the top.

The Best Worst Team In The NFL?

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by Teddy Westside

Here at the DUD, we love to relish the worst each sporting league has to offer. We pounce on bottom dwellers like an incoming crop of freshman poon. Some of the biggest, and I do mean biggest, punching bags of the DUD are people like Juan Uribe and Pablo Sandoval. And then there are teams like the Mets and Cowboys and pretty much 85% of the NBA.

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