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Week 1 Of The NFL Is In The Books And The Best Team Is…

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, it’s certainly not the Lions.

One-Fourth Of The Way Into The Season, The Broncos Are Still The Best Team In The NFL

NFL: Denver Broncos at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

by Tommy Gimler

The Von Miller Madden NFL 17 commercial where he’s dancing around like a member of the Funky Bunch still sucks balls, though.

5 Legit Reasons Why The NFL’s Ratings Are Down

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by Tommy Gimler

Television ratings for the Sunday Night Football shitshow that was the Vikings hosting the Packers in their new stadium that will eventually cost taxpayers $678 million were down 16 percent from last year’s Week 2 tilt featuring the Packers and Seahawks, which once again goes to show that nobody likes the Vikings.

Check Out How Pathetic The Line For Single Game Minnesota Vikings Tickets Was

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by Tommy Gimler

Whether the starting quarterback of this year’s Minnesota Vikings squad is Teddy Bridgewater, Matt Cassel, or turd Christian Ponder, it looks as though nobody in Minnesota gives a shit.

Adrian Peterson Is The Favorite In Vegas To Win The Rushing Title This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

The thugs in Vegas – or in this case the dorks at CG Technology – have spoken. The favorite to win this year’s NFL rushing title is Minnesota’s Adrian Peterson, and you can get him right now at 4-to-1 odds.

Nowhere Else Would the Words Kentucky, Viking, USO, Natalie Imbruglia, DUI, Sack, Minnesota, Johnny Knoxville, And Canada All Be Used in the Same Story: An Ode To Jared Allen

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special to The DUD from Jeff Leinenkugel

That smile and Kentucky Waterfall was totally worth the 6-year, $72 million contract…

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