Tag Archives: ucf

This College Baseball Pitcher Might Want To Stop Head-Butting His Catcher Before He Hurts Himself

bryce tucker

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, who knows? Maybe he actually wants to talk with a stutter.

Tuesday Afternoon Mailbag

adrian peterson foot injury

by Tommy Gimler

It’s been quite some time since we last checked our inbox, and let’s just say that puppy was almost as full as an honest priest’s seminal vesicles…

What The Fuck Is UCF Doing In A BCS Bowl?

central florida

by Tommy Gimler

Florida State head coach Jimbo Fisher yesterday had the stones to say that “it’s funny how often they [the BCS] get it right.” We think it’s once again about as wrong as throwing a laxative in your dad’s Viagra stash.

We Win Enough Money Last Week To Buy Olympian Handy, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh The Intern

Are you surprised you’re still alive today, bro? Can’t believe you fell for that Mayan calendar end of the world shit from pig, bro. See, in my country, we don’t trust civilization who couldn’t predict drought few years later or Spanish man wanting to trade had small pox much less what would happen 1,300 years later, bro.

That 4th And 29 Play Was Shit From Pig, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. We push last week, but that Chargers game was more disappointing than my cousin Baldev’s SAT scores, my friend. Dude ironically struggles with spelling, bro. I say we put that game behind us look to the weekend at hand because Rakesh is liking what he is looking at or whatever you call it, my friend.

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