by Jeff Nelson
If you like media stories that have been beaten to death, buried, exhumed, and shot in the rear with a blunderbuss, then this article is for you. (more…)
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On A Weekend Featuring The Daytona 500, The NFL Combine, And The Oscars, ESPN’s LZ Granderson Writes About Backup QB Tim Tebow
by Tommy Gimler
Looking for another reason to read up on sports everywhere but the four-letter? LZ Granderson’s dog shit article on Tim Tebow not being able to win with critics is as good as any. (more…)
10 NFL Headlines You Won’t See In 2013
by Tommy Gimler
Look, the fact that today is December 31, 2012 means one thing and one thing only: Nostradamus was full of shit. We didn’t need him here, either, for these ten bold predictions of NFL headlines you won’t see in the new year. (more…)
These 5 AFC Teams Remind Us Of These 5 Broads
by Tommy Gimler
Earlier today, The Top 5 compared five NFC teams to five broads, all of whom we have no shame in saying that we would love to plow. Even Courtney Love, just so we could say that we nailed a murderer. As promised, here’s our comparison of five more broads with five teams from the AFC: (more…)
Thursday Afternoon Mailbag
by Tommy Gimler
Our mailbox is full once again, only this time it’s not stuffed with hate mail and death threats. (more…)
Please Put A Foot In Your Mouth
by Tommy Gimler
Is anybody else on board with this? Can we please just exile Rex Ryan to an island shaped like a foot for the rest of his life? I guess Italy looks like a fuck-me boot, and that would be far enough away for me. (more…)
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