Tag Archives: tampa bay

Only 974 People Showed Up To Watch The White Sox Lose To The Rays

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by Tommy Gimler

Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.

This Thanksgiving, Be Thankful You’re Not A Buccaneers Fan

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by Tommy Gimler

Being a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan these days is worse than being a Goo Goo Doll. I mean, between having to watch your team get curb stomped by 42 points by a pig shit awful Falcons team and the fact that your team is in last place in a division where a 4-7 record is good enough to be the big cheese, it’s been a pretty fucking brutal ride.

A 17-Year-Old Girl Showed Us Just How Pig Shit Awful The Tampa Bay Rays Are This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Luckily for the Rays, there was nobody in the stands to watch them get humiliated during batting practice or during the 8-1 ass pounding they suffered later in the evening for that matter.

Watch Matt Joyce Hit A Ball Back Into The Pitching Machine

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by Tommy Gimler

You have to watch this video of Tampa Bay’s Matt Joyce hitting a baseball back into the pitching machine it just came from because just like your wife tipping the scales at less than 150 pounds, it’s something you’ll never see again.

DUD MLB Preview: Tampa Bay Rays

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re pretty sure more people visited the DUD in the last hour than set foot inside the Trop last year, and Google Analytics is showing six people read this shit last hour. And that’s a damn shame, as the best manager and third baseman in the game along with the top pitching staff in the AL East will have the fewest people watching them again this year.

Who Are The Worst Fans In Major League Baseball?

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by Tommy Gimler

I ran into a Dodgers “fan” at the local liquor store this afternoon who surprisingly spoke English and was actually paying for his unusual order of Keystone Light and two cups of Yopait. But as I listened to him attempt to make a case for Yasiel Puig being an All-Star, repeatedly referring to him as Kaseem Puig instead, I had to ask myself if there actually is a such thing as a Dodgers fan who isn’t totally worthless. And it got us thinking, along with the Dodgers, what other teams have the worst fans in Major League Baseball?

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