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Syracuse Getting To Play In This Year’s NCAA Tournament Is A F**king Joke

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by Tommy Gimler

There are greater tragedies in this world, but not many.

Did Jim Boeheim Literally Piss His Pants Yesterday?

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by Tommy Gimler

To be honest, I’d probably shit myself if I just missed out on a six-figure NCAA Tournament bonus.

Chucking Bucky


by Tommy Gimler

The forty minutes of Wisconsin Badgers basketball I watched tonight that culminated in a 64-63 defeat to the Syracuse Orangemen reminded me of a bipolar girl I nailed back in ’98. I’m just thankful I had access to multiple forms of alcohol to help get me through both ordeals.

Orange You Glad You Didn’t Pick Syracuse?


by Tommy Gimler

Being a Syracuse fan this year has been a lot like dating a bipolar woman.

Before you lose your money…


by Tommy Gimler

We’re three days away from the biggest Thursday in American sports, and the only thing we know for certain right now is that Dick Vitale has the longest running case of laryngitis in the history of broadcasting. 

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