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Breaking News: Ryan Braun Busted For PEDs Again

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by Tommy Gimler

Ryan Braun’s name has been scratched from Ron Roenicke’s lineup card for tonight’s game against the Atlanta Braves, and a source inside the Milwaukee Brewers organization told The Daily Upper Decker that Braun has also been suspended for the rest of the 2014 season after testing positive for Dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA), a testicular hormone usually found in high concentrations of horse semen.

A DUD Editorial: The Ryan Braun Editorial Written By The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Editorial Board Is An Embarrassing Editorial

Ryan Braun suspended

by Tommy Gimler

It’s been two days since turd outfielder Ryan Braun was suspended for the remainder of the 2013 MLB season for his role in the Biogenesis scandal. And just like every major news story, every Tom, Dick, and Jesus has an opinion on it. And just like a backseat handy, some are better than others. But this pile of pig shit from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel‘s editorial board just might be the worst article we have ever seen from a major publication.

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