Tag Archives: super bowl

The #1 Team Being Bet On To Win The Super Bowl? You Guessed It – The Bears

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by Tommy Gimler

Two years ago, the Bears meeting the Browns in the Super Bowl seemed like it would be about as likely as me having a plow sesh with Kate Upton in a Whataburger restroom.

Would You Cut Off Your D**k For A Super Bowl Win? Titans Coach Mike Vrabel Would

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by Tommy Gimler

Some guys apparently love football more than pussy.

How Do You Win The Super Bowl? If You’re Joe Namath, You Bump Uglies With A Random Woman The Night Before

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by Tommy Gimler

And one from the opposing team’s city nonetheless.

Jason Kelce Delivered What Is Probably The Greatest Speech Of All Time

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by Tommy Gimler

I still don’t know what “fourth and down” is, but it doesn’t matter.

One Eagles Fan Was So Excited About Winning The Super Bowl That He Decided To Eat Horse Shit

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh, but yeah, make sure you don’t get any on your scarf, brah.

Eagles Fan Chasing Train After NFC Championship Game Gets Smoked By Pole

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by Tommy Gimler

Last week, it was a dude getting his pole smoked on a train. This week? Yeah, pretty much the exact opposite.

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