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Mitch Trubisky Has Been So Bad That One Sportsbook Is Refunding Your Money If You Bet On Him To Be MVP

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you get hardware for telling team employees to turn every TV off in the building so you don’t see everyone on the planet talking about how you suck balls, there is not going to be an “MVP Mitch” this year.

Did Nelson Agholor Intentionally Not Catch This Ball From Carson Wentz?

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by Tommy Gimler

Or is he simply a pig shit awful wide receiver?

Orioles Manager Brandon Hyde Finally Told Chris Davis He Blows And Davis Wasn’t Happy About It

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by Tommy Gimler

At this point, maybe Chris Davis should try hitting right-handed.

Yu Darvish, Who Sucks, Took Out Three People With One Terrible 99-MPH Fastball

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by Tommy Gimler

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

Somehow, Someway, Chris Davis Blows Even More This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis fucking blows.

Mason Crosby Got The Bob Menery Treatment And The Resulting Video Is Magical

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by Tommy Gimler

“I love Aaron, but boy oh boy, get your hand off that shoulder. It’s the black cat.”

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