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Baltimore Bag Of S**t Chris Davis Is On Pace For The Worst Season Ever

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by Tommy Gimler

Imagine going into work at the Hostess plant, but instead of standing on the line and making sure each Ding Dong is filled with the correct amount of creamy deliciousness, you spend the majority of each day in a meth-induced coma while trapped inside the Zingers girl’s locker.

DUD Best Of The Year: Video Of Kicker Nick Folk Sucking Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Since the majority of our readers are taking the rest of the week off and taking advantage of their Brazzers subscription, we’re absolutely mailing it in with this “DUD Best of the Year” series.

Just Checking In Annnnnnnd Carlos Gomez Is Still Fucking Garbage

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by Frank Rhombus

If you’re into players who try to put the ball into the Disneyland parking lot on a 1-2 pitch but fail miserably every goddamn time, then boy, do we have the guy for you.

Boy, Colin Kaepernick Was A Real Bag Of Shit Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

When fellow bag o’turds Blaine Gabbert completes four times as many passes as you despite playing just one-fourth of the time you did, well, then it’s official: You’re fucking garbage.

This Video Perfectly Sums Up How Big Of A Douchebag Chris Berman Really Is

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by Tommy Gimler

The only thing bigger than Chris Berman’s gunt is his ego.

Boy, Carlos Gomez Is A Real Bag Of Shit

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by Tommy Gimler

It turns out the Milwaukee Brewers could have traded Mike Fiers and Carlos Gomez to Houston for a Carlos Correa used condom last year, and they still would have made out on the deal.

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