Tag Archives: sucks

Yu Darvish, Who Sucks, Took Out Three People With One Terrible 99-MPH Fastball

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by Tommy Gimler

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

Somehow, Someway, Chris Davis Blows Even More This Year

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis fucking blows.

Mason Crosby Got The Bob Menery Treatment And The Resulting Video Is Magical

mason crosby blows

by Tommy Gimler

“I love Aaron, but boy oh boy, get your hand off that shoulder. It’s the black cat.”

Baltimore Bag Of S**t Chris Davis Is On Pace For The Worst Season Ever

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Imagine going into work at the Hostess plant, but instead of standing on the line and making sure each Ding Dong is filled with the correct amount of creamy deliciousness, you spend the majority of each day in a meth-induced coma while trapped inside the Zingers girl’s locker.

DUD Best Of The Year: Video Of Kicker Nick Folk Sucking Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Since the majority of our readers are taking the rest of the week off and taking advantage of their Brazzers subscription, we’re absolutely mailing it in with this “DUD Best of the Year” series.

Just Checking In Annnnnnnd Carlos Gomez Is Still Fucking Garbage

carlos gomez sucks

by Frank Rhombus

If you’re into players who try to put the ball into the Disneyland parking lot on a 1-2 pitch but fail miserably every goddamn time, then boy, do we have the guy for you.

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