Tag Archives: Suck

Listen To This Cleveland Radio Host Lose His S*!t After The Browns Suck In Yet Another Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Keep in mind that it’s 6:20 in the morning, kids.

John Lackey Always Has Been, Still Is And Always Will Be A Gigantic Turd

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by Tommy Gimler

All is right on the North Side today, as the beloved Chicago Cubs curb stomped the Los Angeles Dodgers 10-2 in Game 4 of the NLCS last night, knotting the series at two games apiece.

Adam Feuerberg’s Somewhat Quarterly Report On Two Shitty Teams The Rest Of Us Couldn’t Give Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

Alright dudes, we can put a fork in the Miami Hurricanes season. I know I threw in the towel the last time we met, but my goodness.

The Adam Feuerberg Semi-Annual Report On Two Teams The Rest Of Us Couldn’t Give Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

So yes, I know that I’ve been the absolute worst about sitting down and writing again. I know that at the beginning of the season, I promised that I’d return with all my passion and fury that you come to expect from a pissed off Cowboys fan. Then, suddenly, the Cowboys ended up tied for 1st place after 11 weeks. I know that for some silly reason, they’re listed as 2nd in spite of having the same 7-3 record as the Eagles, but the two teams haven’t even played yet so who cares? Tied for 1st baby!

Adam Feuerberg’s Weekly Report On Two Teams Nobody Else Gives A Shit About

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by Adam Feuerberg

I’m back baby! That’s right, after a long hiatus of not paying enough attention to baseball to really write much about it, I’ve returned just in time to report on the sport that causes me so much gut-wrenching anxiety every season.

Check Out How Pathetic The Line For Single Game Minnesota Vikings Tickets Was

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by Tommy Gimler

Whether the starting quarterback of this year’s Minnesota Vikings squad is Teddy Bridgewater, Matt Cassel, or turd Christian Ponder, it looks as though nobody in Minnesota gives a shit.

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