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Who’s A Bigger Douchebag, Vontaze Burfict Or Manny Machado?

machado burfict

by Tommy Gimler

One plays football. One plays baseball. Both are giant sacks of fuck.

Who’s A Bigger Turd, Mason Crosby Or Chris Boswell?

mason crosby sucks

by Tommy Gimler

At 2-2-1, both the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers have more problems than just a shitdick kicker.

Week 4 NFL Overreactions With Murf

baker mayfield browns

by Murf

Well, you woke up a bit hungover, strangely with half a chub…had your morning coffee…and most likely had a ridiculously unfair argument with your wife or your dog. Don’t lie. Thanks, football.

These NFL Over/Under Win Totals Are Juicier Than Ex-Girlfriend’s Poon, Bro

rodgers

by Rakesh the Intern

And she was squirter, bro.

2016 Outlook For All 32 NFL Teams In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for football fans in Detroit is that hockey season is just one month away.

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