by Tommy Gimler
Usually after a closer saves a game for his team, he and his catcher high five each other with maybe a little pat on the ass or two, and the entire team jogs onto the field to congratulate each other on the victory. Usually. (more…)
At first glance, it’s just another screenshot of New York Mets starting pitcher R.A. Dickey getting interviewed. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Johan Santana threw the first no-hitter in New York Mets’ history as they defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 8-0 tonight, and as with most things related to the Mets, it was a crock of shit. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
This video game convention I’m at is a lot like Major League Baseball. You have these John Goodman-esque, limburger-cheese smelling virgins who have never conquered anything in their lives. I call them the Chicago Cubs. Then you have your professionals, guys like the 11-time reigning champion of StarCraft. I call him the St. Louis Cardinals. (more…)