Posts Tagged ‘st louis’

Puking Chris Perez

Published by tgim on June 10th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Usually after a closer saves a game for his team, he and his catcher high five each other with maybe a little pat on the ass or two, and the entire team jogs onto the field to congratulate each other on the victory. Usually. (more…)


A Tale of Two Dickeys (NSFW)

Published by tgim on June 3rd, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

At first glance, it’s just another screenshot of New York Mets starting pitcher R.A. Dickey getting interviewed. (more…)


No-Shitter

Published by tgim on June 1st, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Johan Santana threw the first no-hitter in New York Mets’ history as they defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 8-0 tonight, and as with most things related to the Mets, it was a crock of shit. (more…)


Book It!

Published by tgim on March 30th, 2012

by Barry Murphy

Here are my 5 favorite MLB over/unders for 2012 (and 2 that I wish I didn’t put in):

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DUD MLB Preview: St. Louis Cardinals

Published by tgim on March 23rd, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

This video game convention I’m at is a lot like Major League Baseball. You have these John Goodman-esque, limburger-cheese smelling virgins who have never conquered anything in their lives. I call them the Chicago Cubs. Then you have your professionals, guys like the 11-time reigning champion of StarCraft. I call him the St. Louis Cardinals. (more…)