Tag Archives: seahawks

Best Of The Weekend: Will Ferrell As Greg Olsen During Seahawks’ Team Meeting

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by Tommy Gimler

The Seattle Seahawks signed tight end Greg Olsen to a one-year, $7 million deal this offseason.

Here Is How The NFC West Will Finish, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This is division where most coaches and quarterbacks have sexually attractive girlies, bro!

Who Killed Russell Wilson And Then Jumped Inside His Body To Continue His Legacy?

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by Tommy Gimler

This dude still looks a lot like Russell Wilson, but he all of sudden sounds a lot like the rapper Future giving an interview after ingesting a fuck-ton of edibles.

2014 NFC West Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

You heard it here first, you hookers. With the Super Bowl at Pink Taco University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale this year, the Arizona Cardinals are going to be pure dog shit. We’re not sure how that’s going to happen yet, but somehow the team that hosts the Super Bowl is always a big bag of shit that year.

How Much Is It Going To Cost To Watch The Broncos Win The Super Bowl In Person?

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by Tommy Gimler

So, you’re a Broncos or Seahawks fan, and your team is one game away from winning what Jake Taylor referred to as “the whole fucking thing” in what many people call “the greatest city in the world.” The DUD breaks down how much cash money you’re going to need to get your ass out there to watch Peyton Manning win his second Super Bowl.

Jump On The Early Super Bowl 48 Betting Line Like A Piece Of Incoming Freshman Poon, Bro

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by Rakesh The Intern

I’m telling you, bro. Betting on the biggest game in American sports is a lot like picking out some freshman poon at the University of Toledo, bro. You have to pounce on that shit before all these other random guys hit it and make it undesirable or whatever you call it in this country.

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