by Tommy Gimler
Phil Mickelson is tied for 11th going into the weekend at the PGA Championship, but he’s more excited about owning a share of the fifth worst team in Major League Baseball. (more…)
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Rangers Announcer Goes Gibberish
by Tommy Gimler
Why was the runner at fifth base in the bottom of the eighth inning last night? You guessed it. A botched robbery. (more…)
R.I.P. Junior Seau
by Tommy Gimler
12-time Pro Bowl and 6-time First-Team All-Pro linebacker Junior Seau is dead at the age of 43 from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest. (more…)
The NFL Shah: Part One
by Kinner Shah
It’s that time of year again, arguably more exciting than the draft—it’s signing time. It’s a time-honored tradition. Who goes where, and for how much. Some teams make out well, while other teams? Dick sandwich. But who really knows how anything will turn out? Here’s just a tickle of what’s gone on so far. (more…)
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