Posts Tagged ‘ryan tannehill’

These 5 AFC Teams Remind Us Of These 5 Broads

Published by tgim on December 12th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Earlier today, The Top 5 compared five NFC teams to five broads, all of whom we have no shame in saying that we would love to plow. Even Courtney Love, just so we could say that we nailed a murderer. As promised, here’s our comparison of five more broads with five teams from the AFC: (more…)


Yup, Football is Better Than Tits

Published by tgim on September 9th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

It’s late on Sunday night on the east coast, and I have two choices. I can either go into the guest bedroom and toss one off to two mature broads scissoring each other or watch the rest of the Steelers/Broncos game. Looks like the Terrible Towel won’t be cleaning up any mess tonight… (more…)


DUD NFL Preview: AFC East

Published by tgim on September 6th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

If Rex Ryan wants to see something he likes on Sundays this year, he better have some feet pics on his play chart. The Patriots are the cocks of the walk, and could this be the year the Buffalo Bills finally return to the postseason? ESPN seems to think so, picking the Bills to finish 2nd in the division with a record of 11-5. We think they’re fucking high. (more…)


The DUD Live: Follow Mel Kiper’s Mistakes As They Happen!

Published by tgim on April 26th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Mel Kiper is ESPN’s chief meteorologist: He gets paid a huge salary to make mistakes. (more…)


7 Reasons Why This Year’s NFL Draft is a Waste of Time

Published by daveiacch on April 24th, 2012

by Dave Iacch “The Voice of No Reason”

1) Mike Ditka will not be wearing a Ricky Williams “style” dreadlock wig.

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