by Tommy Gimler
The Astros are the worst organization is professional sports, the Angels are only 4 games out of the AL West cellar, and while Ryan Dempster misplaced his passport, he still wasn’t as much of a dipshit as Melky Cabrera… (more…)
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Tuesday Trading Deadline Winners/Losers
by Tommy Gimler
A last second deal for Ryan Dempster totally changes the late season outlook for the Texas Rangers and basically wastes the last twenty minutes of my life. I had been writing about how the Rangers were total losers at the deadline. Can’t believe I doubted Nolan Ryan… (more…)
Studs and DUDs of the Week
by Tommy Gimler
Another “better check your shorts” week in the greatest game on the planet featured a no-hitter, Albert Pujols’s first home run of the year, 17 innings in Boston, and a phenom’s busy week in both MLB and a pickup game of softball. (more…)
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