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Breaking News: Brewers OF Ryan Braun Tears Ligament, Out For Season

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Brewers fans is that Packers’ training camp starts in less than four months.

Ryan Braun Is Just An Average Player Without PEDs, And It’s Killing The Brewers

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by Frank Rhombus

Since beginning the 2014 season on a 17-7 tear, the Milwaukee Brewers have basically been a .500 ball club. Losers of 13 of 25 games since the All-Star break, Milwaukee has scored just 94 runs (3.76 per game), and one of the big reasons why is that outfielder Ryan Braun has been a worthless steaming pile of pig shit.

Breaking News: Ryan Braun Busted For PEDs Again

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by Tommy Gimler

Ryan Braun’s name has been scratched from Ron Roenicke’s lineup card for tonight’s game against the Atlanta Braves, and a source inside the Milwaukee Brewers organization told The Daily Upper Decker that Braun has also been suspended for the rest of the 2014 season after testing positive for Dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA), a testicular hormone usually found in high concentrations of horse semen.

Ryan Braun Is 9th Least Trustworthy Athlete According To Celebrity Database

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by Tommy Gimler

According to to an ESPN.com report, Ryan Braun is one of the least trustworthy athletes in America, even less trustworthy than Aaron Hernandez, who is currently awaiting trial in Massachusetts for first-degree murder.

A DUD Editorial: The Ryan Braun Editorial Written By The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Editorial Board Is An Embarrassing Editorial

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s been two days since turd outfielder Ryan Braun was suspended for the remainder of the 2013 MLB season for his role in the Biogenesis scandal. And just like every major news story, every Tom, Dick, and Jesus has an opinion on it. And just like a backseat handy, some are better than others. But this pile of pig shit from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel‘s editorial board just might be the worst article we have ever seen from a major publication.

You’re A Piece Of Shit, Ryan Braun

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by Tommy Gimler

The Hebrew Hammer just got nailed.

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