by Tommy Gimler
Take a look at this guy. Can you name him? Odds are you can’t, and odds are if this guy is your number two starting pitcher and we’re asking you this question, then your team is in a lot of trouble. (more…)
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Which Number Will Be Greater, Mike Trout Stolen Bases Or Houston Astros Victories, And Other MLB Prop Bets For Your Ass
by Tommy Gimler and Jeffrey Leinenkugel
With pitchers and catchers for every MLB team set to report to Spring Training by tomorrow at the latest, we can finally stop talking about annoying offseason stories like tainted piss consultants, Mark Grace’s drinking problem, and the size of Scott Boras’s plums and instead focus on what is important like how pig shit awful the Houston Astros and Miami Marlins are going to be. And to do that, The DUD has come up with these entertaining prop bets to get you back in the mood for the game that is still more American than a school shooting. (more…)
Too Little Too Late
by Tommy Gimler
Two of the hottest teams in baseball right now are the Philadelphia Phillies and Milwaukee Brewers, but it’s time that their fans stop giving a shit. (more…)
Studs and DUDs of the Week
by Tommy Gimler
The Astros are the worst organization is professional sports, the Angels are only 4 games out of the AL West cellar, and while Ryan Dempster misplaced his passport, he still wasn’t as much of a dipshit as Melky Cabrera… (more…)
Mike Trout Can Plow My Sister
by Tommy Gimler
The American League got raped by the National League tonight, and I mean worse than Jodie Foster in The Accused raped. No pinball machine with fun noises. Just hammered behind some shed outside of Wichita raped. (more…)
Chicken Shit Baseball
by Tommy Gimler
If Nationals’ GM Mike Rizzo thought Cole Hamels beaning Bryce Harper was the most chicken shit act he had ever seen, then what happened to Brewers’ outfielder Ryan Braun last night is a nasty case of the chicken runs. (more…)
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