Posts Tagged ‘russell westbrook’

James Harden And His Terrorist Beard Are Blowing Up Your Fantasy Team

Published by tgim on November 3rd, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Remember that time you cheated on your fat girlfriend with that drunk college coed who wound up being a dead fish in the sack, and then she broke up with you a week later when she found out but before she did it, she let you know that her grandma who passed away three weeks earlier left her $600,000 in her will? And you were left with the thought, “Man, I shouldn’t have done that?” Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s how the Oklahoma City Thunder front office feels right about now. (more…)


3 Reasons Why My Fiance and I Will Watch The NBA Finals

Published by tgim on June 9th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Awesome! I’m watching because this could be the series that gets me back into the NBA. Two young, exciting teams that like to run. My fiance will watch because there are two dozen ripped black men and their cute butts running up and down the floor. (more…)