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How About NBC 10 Remembering Roy Halladay By Showing Clips Of Him Surrendering Home Runs?

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s next, the Dallas affiliate remembering Michael Irvin when he dies by showing his mugshot?

Baseball’s Biggest Busts

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by Tommy Gimler

Sure, it’s still early in the 2013 MLB season. But just like it’s never too early in the relationship to tell your girlfriend to lose two, three, or thirty pounds, it’s not too early to label these teams as anything other than absolute fucking failures.

DUD MLB Preview: Philadelphia Phillies

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by Tommy Gimler

I’m flying nonstop from Miami to LA on American Airlines, a five-and-a-half hour trip, and the fucking airship doesn’t have an internet connection. How in the shit does an airline in America in 2013 not have an internet connection? Plus, the broad in front of me has her seat so far back in my lap that if she turned around, she’d know that I sprayed two squirts of cologne on my balls this morning, not one.

The Phillies’ Stinker of a Season is Almost Over

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by Tommy Gimler

When Jimmy Rollins and his .248 batting average sit atop your statistical leader board, odds are you’re having a miserable season. That’s also what happens when every other player with an ounce of talent spends a significant amount of time on the DL.

Too Little Too Late

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by Tommy Gimler

Two of the hottest teams in baseball right now are the Philadelphia Phillies and Milwaukee Brewers, but it’s time that their fans stop giving a shit.

Studs and DUDs of the Week

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by Tommy Gimler

The Brewers begin a four-game series in Los Angeles today, and I’m actually going to Chavez Ravine to check out the action. It will mark the first time I have set foot in the shit hole since 2009. Tell my parents I love them, and thanks for the Dukes of Hazzard Big Wheel on my 4th birthday…

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