by Tommy Gimler
According to the “experts” at Yahoo! Sports and ESPN, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is a candidate for the NFL’s MVP Award this year. Seriously, they said that. (more…)
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Thanksgiving Thursday Football Thoughts
by Tommy Gimler
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Look at this illusion closely. Is it the gayest moment in the history of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? Or is it really a picture of Kenny Chesney? (more…)
Back By Popular Demand – The QB Facebook Chat: Part II
special to The DUD from thetop5five
So after all the smack talk these QB’s threw at one another before the game last week, what are QB’s talking about on Facebook after week 5? Check it out! (more…)
What Happens When QB’s Get in a Facebook Chat Together?
special to The DUD from thetop5five
Ever wonder what would happen if a bunch of QB’s talked on facebook like other people? Well thank God I found this to satisfy your curiosity. Enjoy. (more…)
Yup, Football is Better Than Tits
by Tommy Gimler
It’s late on Sunday night on the east coast, and I have two choices. I can either go into the guest bedroom and toss one off to two mature broads scissoring each other or watch the rest of the Steelers/Broncos game. Looks like the Terrible Towel won’t be cleaning up any mess tonight… (more…)
Latest DUD NFL Preview: NFC East
by Tommy Gimler
The 2012 NFL season kicks off tonight when the Cowboys travel to MetLife Stadium to battle the Giants. Everybody from John Clayton at ESPN to Eddie George (really?) at Yahoo! Sports have made their predictions for the upcoming season, and I’m no different. Just keep in mind that in my free time, I write songs about huffing jenkem and crazy broads with cats… (more…)
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