Posts Tagged ‘rickie weeks’

Is Rickie Weeks The Worst Player In Major League Baseball?

Published by tgim on April 25th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Dear DUD,

Just as I was ready to write this season off, the Milwaukee Brewers rattled off nine wins in a row to climb above .500. While I should be excited about what’s happening, I can’t help but be disgusted with what I see from Rickie Weeks again this year. He has to be on pace for over 200 strikeouts, and my kid’s weight is higher than his batting average again. In your opinion, do you think Weeks is the worst player in baseball, or am I biased because I’m a Brewers fan? Thanks. Love the site. (more…)

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It’s Never Too Early To Drop These Fantasy Turds

Published by tgim on April 21st, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Attention, fantasy dorks. It’s not like we’re as impatient as a dude at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch trying to get in a quick beej before they discover he’s using a stolen credit card. It’s just that some of these guys have gotten off to a Taylor Swift-esque start this year, and it’s chapping our asses something fierce. Sure, the baseball season might be only three weeks old, but odds are if you hang on to these turds too much longer, you’ll find your fake team spending more time in the cellar than the Miami Marlins. (more…)

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DUD MLB Preview: Milwaukee Brewers

Published by tgim on March 13th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Take a look at this guy. Can you name him? Odds are you can’t, and odds are if this guy is your number two starting pitcher and we’re asking you this question, then your team is in a lot of trouble. (more…)

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Brewers’ Great Robin Yount Shoots Former Shitty Player And Current Cubs Manager Dale Sveum

Published by tgim on December 5th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Milwaukee Brewers Hall of Fame outfielder Robin Yount accidentally shot Chicago Cubs manager Dale Sveum this offseason while the two were quail hunting in Arizona. Now if we can just get Yount to take Ozzie Guillen on his next trip, we’ll be making some real progress. (more…)

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The Top 5 Worst Players In MLB

Published by tgim on July 25th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

With the MLB trade deadline less than one week away, here are five players that won’t be moved. Not because of salary restrictions, a no-trade clause in their contract, or their pending free agency this offseason. These turds are staying put for one reason: they’re the worst players in all of baseball. And unlike Mike Trout, they cannot plow my sister. (more…)

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Posted in AL Central, AL East, Atlanta Braves, Colorado Rockies, Kansas City Royals, Milwaukee Brewers, MLB, NL Central, NL East, NL West, Tampa Bay Rays
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Studs and DUDs of the Week

Published by tgim on July 23rd, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Three AL West teams are on pace to make the postseason, somebody put a quarter in Jason Kubel instead of a cheeseburger, and Dan Uggla and his Popeye arms only have one home run since June 9th. And holy shit. Ichiro was just traded to the Yankees… (more…)

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