Tag Archives: redskins

This Loser At The Dolphins Game Spent Sunday Afternoon Cursing At A Porn Star

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by Tommy Gimler

Meanwhile, millions of men across the world spent their Sundays hurling things out of their peeholes at her.

It’ll Cost You More To Get Into The Miami Zoo This Sunday Than The Dolphins-Redskins Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Do you want to see the red-assed monkeys play with their shit or the Redskins play like shit in Miami this Sunday?

It’s The Washington Redskins And NOT The Miami Dolphins Who Are The NFL’s Biggest Joke Of A Team

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by Tommy Gimler

The Dolphins might suck balls on the field, but at least they can still spell “Marino” correctly.

New Redskins QB Dwayne Haskins’ Phone Background? You Guessed It – A Nudie Pic Of His Girlfriend

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe it wasn’t the league who “done messed up.”

Josh Holsey Has A Special Message For His High School English Teacher

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by Tommy Gimler

His punctuation might suck balls, but the point of his message is still very clear.

This Crazy Broad Crying After Getting Zero Redskins Autographs Means It’s Time For A New DUD Poll

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by Tommy Gimler

A cracked-out homeless dude/meth addict sitting outside a Redondo Beach 7-Eleven once told me, “Man, bitches be all crazy and shit,” and there wasn’t even a woman walking within a two-block radius of this joint. Imagine what he would have come up with after watching this pathetic excuse for a human being named Kimberly Lewis who went home sans autographs after spending “all day” at Redskins camp.

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