Tag Archives: red sox

What If You Could Wait Until 3 Weeks Of MLB Games Were Played Before Betting On Win Totals?

MLB: Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers

by Tommy Gimler

The Boston Red Sox under is suddenly looking tastier than one of Tito’s tacos.

Chris Davis Raised His Batting Average 79 Points Today After Finally Getting A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Three of them, bitch!

It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Stephen Piscotty Homering In His First AB After His Mom’s Funeral

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by Tommy Gimler

I think somebody is cutting onions in here.

Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

MLB Win Totals Are Out And Some Of These Things Are Juicy, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

If you think baseball games are long, try sitting through six-hour cricket match in Howrah without taking piss, bro.

Fat Fuck Pablo Sandoval Getting Benched Is Going To Help Me Sleep So Well Tonight

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by Frank Rhombus

I bumped my coworker’s Prius backing out of my parking space this afternoon, I drove past three bums begging for cash without stopping, and I jerked off to a stepmom consoling her husband’s daughter by shoving three fingers up her hump hole. Still, there are worse human beings. After all, I could be Pablo Sandoval.

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