Tag Archives: red sox

It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Stephen Piscotty Homering In His First AB After His Mom’s Funeral

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by Tommy Gimler

I think somebody is cutting onions in here.

Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

MLB Win Totals Are Out And Some Of These Things Are Juicy, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

If you think baseball games are long, try sitting through six-hour cricket match in Howrah without taking piss, bro.

Fat Fuck Pablo Sandoval Getting Benched Is Going To Help Me Sleep So Well Tonight

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by Frank Rhombus

I bumped my coworker’s Prius backing out of my parking space this afternoon, I drove past three bums begging for cash without stopping, and I jerked off to a stepmom consoling her husband’s daughter by shoving three fingers up her hump hole. Still, there are worse human beings. After all, I could be Pablo Sandoval.

Pablo Sandoval Is Still Super Goddamn Fat

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, that guy is an athlete.

Either Derek Jeter Took A Shit In Michael Pineda’s Hand Or That’s Pine Tar

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by Tommy Gimler

The New York Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox tonight 4-1 behind six strong innings from Michael Pineda. The Yanks’ right-hander gave up just four hits and one earned run while striking out seven. But it wasn’t his quality start that had NESN’s Jerry Remy’s panties in a bind.

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