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Week 6 NFL Overreactions With Murf

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by Murf

“I knew the Steelers would crush the Falcons at home.” Sure you did, Ace.

Week 5 NFL Overreactions With Murf

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by Murf

First off, we need to clear the air. My phone was blowing up all day yesterday with DUD subscribers texting awful things at me like, “Murf, your picks suck!” “Murf, you couldn’t pick a game to save your life.” “Murf, I just saw your brother blowing a dude in the alley behind the bar.”

2016 NFL Win Totals Are Out, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Looks like fans in San Francisco and Tennessee should get ready to drink themselves into stupor because their teams are projected to be pure pig shit, bro.

Mark Davis Is The NFL’s Best Owner (For A Broncos Fan)

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by Adam Pockross

Al’s kid, Mark Davis, the man who looks like he lost a horrible bet, is, thanks to his dead dad, the owner of the Oakland Raiders, a reportedly professional football team. You’d think an NFL team would have a figurehead who reflects strength and power as opposed to a guy who projects Lloyd Christmas, but that is not the case with the lowly Raiders.

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

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by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

A Cowboys-Raiders Joint Practice In A City Where Rival Gangs Wear Cowboys And Raiders Gear Went Exactly Like You Would Expect

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest. If you put a seal in shark-infested waters, it’s going to get eaten. If you put peanut butter on your stones, your dog will lick it off. If you send a car full of black guys into Manhattan Beach, they’re going to get pulled over. And goddammit, if you hold a Cowboys-Raiders joint practice in the city of Oxnard, where rival gangs wear Cowboys and Raiders gear, shit’s going to get real.

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