Posts Tagged ‘prince fielder’

DUD MLB Preview: The AL Central

Published by tgim on March 30th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Even my grandma knows that the Tigers are going to win the AL Central, and she’s been dead for eight years. But for the first time in decades, the Kansas City Royals have a roster made up of talent. And the Indians gave more money to Nick Swisher and Michael Bourn than what the entire city of Cleveland is worth. And the White Sox again have a solid pitching staff. And the Twins, well, good Christ. Not even Ron Gardenhire can manage this team of nobodies out of Pig Shit City… (more…)

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Posted in AL Central, Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Detroit Tigers, Kansas City Royals, Minnesota Twins, MLB
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Which Number Will Be Greater, Mike Trout Stolen Bases Or Houston Astros Victories, And Other MLB Prop Bets For Your Ass

Published by tgim on February 11th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler and Jeffrey Leinenkugel

With pitchers and catchers for every MLB team set to report to Spring Training by tomorrow at the latest, we can finally stop talking about annoying offseason stories like tainted piss consultants, Mark Grace’s drinking problem, and the size of Scott Boras’s plums and instead focus on what is important like how pig shit awful the Houston Astros and Miami Marlins are going to be. And to do that, The DUD has come up with these entertaining prop bets to get you back in the mood for the game that is still more American than a school shooting. (more…)

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Posted in AL Central, AL East, AL West, Baltimore Orioles, Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Colorado Rockies, Detroit Tigers, Houston Astros, LA Angels of Anaheim, Miami Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers, Minnesota Twins, MLB, New York Yankees, NL Central, NL East, NL West, Tampa Bay Rays, Toronto Blue Jays, Washington Nationals
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How Will You Celebrate Independence Day?

Published by tgim on July 4th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

It’s arguably the greatest holiday of the year: Independence Day. It’s a day where we celebrate the fact that I can write articles like this one and not get thrown into a government prison cell for doing it. (more…)

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Posted in AL Central, AL East, Baltimore Orioles, Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox, Detroit Tigers, DUD Polls, Los Angeles Dodgers, Miami Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers, MLB, NL Central, NL East, NL West, Tampa Bay Rays
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Prince Fielder Eats Doug Fister’s Hand

Published by tgim on April 1st, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

An unfortunate incident at a Detroit Tigers team building event has put a serious dent into the team’s World Series hopes. (more…)

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DUD MLB Preview: Detroit Tigers

Published by tgim on March 13th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Apparently Detroit Tigers reliever David Pauley forgot to send Jim Leyland a carton of heaters for Christmas. The reliever, who came over to Detroit in a trade from Seattle last year, was released by the Tigers on Monday. (more…)

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Inside The Brain of a Patriots Fan

Published by mikegemme on February 5th, 2012

by Michael Gemme

What exactly has Michael Gemme been thinking about since his New England Patriots clinched a trip to the Super Bowl for the fifth time in ten years? Damn, girlfriend. (more…)

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Posted in AFC East, AL Central, Crap, Detroit Tigers, Los Angeles Dodgers, MLB, New England Patriots, New York Giants, NFC East, NFL, NL West, UFC
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