Tag Archives: poop

Did Denver’s 2nd-Round Pick Jarred Vanderbilt Really Get Expelled From Middle School For Pooping In A Sink?

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by Tommy Gimler

“Good dude, though.”

Do These Eyes Belong To A New Jersey Superintendent Who Was Allegedly Pooping On A High School Track And Football Field?

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by Tommy Gimler

You bet your sweet ass they do.

Buccaneers Wide Receiver Chris Godwin Shit His Pants On The Field Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

Chris Godwin might be getting a call from the marketing department at “Oops! I Crapped My Pants” this week.

Some Dude Offered Justine Kish $15K For Her Shit-Filled Shorts

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by Frank Rhombus

Yup, it’s that slow of a news day.

And Here We Have A Professional Race Walker Shitting Himself At The Olympics

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by Frank Rhombus

Hey, hindsight is 20/20, but a few minutes inside that Andy Gump Porta Potty stationed at mile eight seems like it would have been a pretty good idea, pal.

Bat Shit Crazy Broad Drops A Deuce In An Oven And Fridge


by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a story for our “crap” section. Literally.

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