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Based On Current Records And Remaining Schedule, These AFC Teams Will Make The Playoffs. Well, Unless Peyton Manning Breaks His Neck…

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by Tommy Gimler

Sure, we’re stoned and just one quarter into the 2013 NFL season, but we have seen more than enough to confidently assume these six AFC teams will make this year’s postseason.

Blackhawks Vs. Red Wings and Sharks Vs. Kings: The West Side Breakdown By Teddy Westside

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by Teddy Westside

I know that this is a little late, as the Kings and Blackhawks have jumped out to 1-0 series leads. But unlike most of you turds, I was busy plowing actual women and had to postpone the writing of this. So, yeah. The West Semis feature two matchups of bitter rivals going toe to toe with one another.

Toronto Maple Leafs Commit Biggest Canadian Choke Job Since Barbie Belle Took In All Of Peter North

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by Tommy Gimler

According to ESPN, which means the following statement could be completely fabricated in an effort to create ratings, the Boston Bruins became the first team in NHL history to win a Game 7 after trailing by three goals in the third period when Patrice Bergeron’s overtime goal eliminated the Toronto Maple Leafs tonight.

Think Your Wife Is A Crazy Bitch? Check Out This Broad

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by Tommy Gimler

Last night’s fourth quarter of the Heat-Bulls game was as exciting as it gets during a 37-point blowout. Upset with the pig shit referees, who more than ensured that Miami would not go to Chicago in an 0-2 hole, both Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson were ejected at the 10:13 mark for arguing with them. And while Gibson’s f-bomb laden escort from the court was well worth waiting for instead changing the channel for some late-night Skinemax, it was this picture from Deadspin of this crazy bitch flipping off Noah heading to the locker room that has everybody talking (well, except Stephen Hawking):

That Motherfucker Fucked Your Wife

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not the trash talking from a guy who played zero minutes in last night’s Celtics-Knicks game that is news. After all, this is the NBA we’re talking about, where guys talk shit after hitting a pre-game layup. But the fact that for the second time this season a Celtics player has accused Carmelo Anthony’s wife of being a dirty, dirty whore, well now, that’s something to talk about.

DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free.

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