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NFL Playoffs And College Football Championship Are Great Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch In New Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Nothing better to celebrate new year with than hooker that is paid for with gambling Rupee, bro.

Worst Fantasy Week Ever

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by Tommy Gimler

You wanted a trip to your fake football championship. You got Melissa McCarthy jamming a dozen Lincoln Logs into her hump hole instead. Or basically for dorks everywhere, it was a goddamn nightmare.

Five Things You’ll See For Sure During This Weekend’s NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

The NBA Playoffs are off to a pretty shocking start, almost as shocking the Buffalo Bills cheerleaders receiving instructions on how to clean out their hump holes. I mean, the Indiana Pacers are struggling against an Atlanta Hawks squad that struggled against pretty much the entire NBA during the regular season. At any rate, the NBA has our attention, and that’s saying something considering we’ve maintained from our inception that it’s a fixed league.

Buckle The Fuck Up: The NHL West Playoff Preview

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by Teddy Westside

People always talk about how the NCAA Tournament is the best sporting event in the world. Well, whatever. Instead of fighting that with a bunch of old bald dudes trying to relive their glory days from Wichita State, I am just going to make this claim: Hockey has the greatest postseason among the four professional sports.

Epic Fucking Collapse, Brah

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by Frank Rhombus

It’s been over 40 hours, 40 Miller Lites in their sweet ass retro cans, and one bitch of a hangover since the second-largest comeback in NFL postseason history, and the Chiefs epic defeat at the hands of the Colts still stings like a chlamydia-laced piss. Well, or so I’ve heard. And I’m not even a Chiefs fan. I just kind of had money on them…

Chronic Complainer Anthony Davis Thinks Green Bay Is A Shithole

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by Tommy Gimler

Packers fans looking to keep their fat asses warm today received some fuel for their fires courtesy of this tweet San Francisco 49ers offensive tackle Anthony Davis sent out after WWE superstar/sad old man Ric Flair flew into Green Bay (well, Appleton) to give the 49ers a pep talk before Sunday’s NFC Wild Card playoff game:

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