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Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

Philadelphia Phillies' Bryce Harper Workout

by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Somebody Sent Cliff Lee Some Fingernail Clippings In The Mail

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by Tommy Gimler

People send weird shit to athletes and celebrities all the time. Sometimes it’s topless Polaroids. Sometimes panties laced with anthrax. But Philadelphia Phillies starting pitcher Cliff Lee is the only person we’ve ever heard of receiving fingernail clippings.

Thanks For The Memories, Chawlie…

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by Vinny The Book

As a diehard Philly sports fan, the firing of Charlie Manuel is one of the hardest things to stomach – even more so than realizing a girl you are dating thinks Mark Sanchez is “cute.”

The Phillies’ Stinker of a Season is Almost Over

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by Tommy Gimler

When Jimmy Rollins and his .248 batting average sit atop your statistical leader board, odds are you’re having a miserable season. That’s also what happens when every other player with an ounce of talent spends a significant amount of time on the DL.

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