Tag Archives: philadelphia

A Bum Has Licked My Asshole More Times Than The 76ers Have Posted A ‘W’ In The Last Two Months

76ers losing streak

by Frank Rhombus

The Philadelphia 76ers were curb stomped by the Houston Rockets tonight to the tune of 120-98, tying an NBA record in the process by losing their 26th consecutive game. Being a 76ers fan right now has to be about as enjoyable as the time I shit out a roll of quarters in college after a dare. Hey, they said I could keep the money if I did it, but the most troubling part of that episode was that when it was all said and done, I only made $9.25 that night.

Thanks For The Memories, Chawlie…

chuck walking

by Vinny The Book

As a diehard Philly sports fan, the firing of Charlie Manuel is one of the hardest things to stomach – even more so than realizing a girl you are dating thinks Mark Sanchez is “cute.”

The NHL According to Corby

by Corby LeGault

Will the Kings hoist the Lord’s Cup? Can Ol’ Man Ovie carry the team (working part-time)? He hit me first ref, so he should have to get spanked too, right?  That and other useless questions answered…

9 Thoughts Heading Into The NHL Playoffs

barry melrose

by Dave Iacch “The Voice Of No Reason”

1. Barry Melrose’s mullet: That party in the back is greasier than Bartolo Colon’s ass crack after running a half marathon.
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