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Week 1 Of The NFL Is In The Books And The Best Team Is…

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, it’s certainly not the Lions.

Here’s The Perfect Valentine’s Day Card For That Football Lover In Your Life

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, at least it beats the Darren Sharper one in which you’re apologizing for the rape.

Bills Mafia Back At It As Somebody Throws Another Dildo Onto The Field

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by Tommy Gimler

I don’t think this one belongs to Tom Brady though, as this has to be more of the Martellus Bennett variety.

So This Martellus Bennett Guy Can Eat A Dick, Right?

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, the Green Bay Packers should have no problem getting the majority of Martellus Bennett’s signing bonus back now.

These NFL Over/Under Win Totals Are Juicier Than Ex-Girlfriend’s Poon, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

And she was squirter, bro.

Here Are Your NFL Power Rankings After Week 9

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by Tommy Gimler

Whoever is responsible for the schedule this year is a real dick. I mean, not giving the Browns a chance to take a break from losing until their bye hits in Week 13 is pretty goddamn harsh.

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