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Bills Mafia Back At It As Somebody Throws Another Dildo Onto The Field

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by Tommy Gimler

I don’t think this one belongs to Tom Brady though, as this has to be more of the Martellus Bennett variety.

So This Martellus Bennett Guy Can Eat A Dick, Right?

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, the Green Bay Packers should have no problem getting the majority of Martellus Bennett’s signing bonus back now.

The Kansas City Chiefs Are Still King Shit After Five Weeks Of Subpar NFL Action

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by Tommy Gimler

First the Jaguars against the Ravens and then Jay Cutler against, well, anybody? Hey London. I hope you like shit.

These NFL Over/Under Win Totals Are Juicier Than Ex-Girlfriend’s Poon, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

And she was squirter, bro.

Here Are Your NFL Power Rankings After Week 9

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by Tommy Gimler

Whoever is responsible for the schedule this year is a real dick. I mean, not giving the Browns a chance to take a break from losing until their bye hits in Week 13 is pretty goddamn harsh.

And Here We Have The Bills Mafia Throwing A Dildo Onto The Field

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by Tommy Gimler

You stay classy, Buffalo.

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