Tag Archives: patriots

Second Round Of NFL Playoffs Is Perfect Time To Stick It Up Bookie’s Anus, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Brady and Patriots are not what they once were. Stop me if you heard this before, bro.

The Bills Mafia Made Sure At Least One Dildo Found The End Zone Monday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

The Buffalo Bills didn’t find the end zone Monday night, but at least one sex toy did.

Week 5 NFL Overreactions With Murf

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by Murf

First off, we need to clear the air. My phone was blowing up all day yesterday with DUD subscribers texting awful things at me like, “Murf, your picks suck!” “Murf, you couldn’t pick a game to save your life.” “Murf, I just saw your brother blowing a dude in the alley behind the bar.”

Week 1 Of The NFL Is In The Books And The Best Team Is…

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, it’s certainly not the Lions.

Here’s The Perfect Valentine’s Day Card For That Football Lover In Your Life

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, at least it beats the Darren Sharper one in which you’re apologizing for the rape.

Bills Mafia Back At It As Somebody Throws Another Dildo Onto The Field

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by Tommy Gimler

I don’t think this one belongs to Tom Brady though, as this has to be more of the Martellus Bennett variety.

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