Tag Archives: patriots

Here’s A Group Of Patriots Fans Who Celebrated Super Bowl Trophy #6 By Beating The Shit Out Of Each Other

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by Tommy Gimler

Tough day for guys wearing Gronk jerseys who weren’t actually Gronk.

Greg Zuerlein Shanking That Final Field Goal In Super Bowl 53 Netted One Bettor $100K

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by Tommy Gimler

DUD reader Brian Portz sure doesn’t care much for Greg Zuerlein today.

Make Bookie Your Bitch Big Time With These Super Bowl Prop Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Can’t wait for this glorious day of American football and 18 different bags of Doritos at party, bro.

Second Round Of NFL Playoffs Is Perfect Time To Stick It Up Bookie’s Anus, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Brady and Patriots are not what they once were. Stop me if you heard this before, bro.

The Bills Mafia Made Sure At Least One Dildo Found The End Zone Monday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

The Buffalo Bills didn’t find the end zone Monday night, but at least one sex toy did.

Week 5 NFL Overreactions With Murf

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by Murf

First off, we need to clear the air. My phone was blowing up all day yesterday with DUD subscribers texting awful things at me like, “Murf, your picks suck!” “Murf, you couldn’t pick a game to save your life.” “Murf, I just saw your brother blowing a dude in the alley behind the bar.”

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