Tag Archives: patriots

The Kansas City Chiefs Are Still King Shit After Five Weeks Of Subpar NFL Action

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by Tommy Gimler

First the Jaguars against the Ravens and then Jay Cutler against, well, anybody? Hey London. I hope you like shit.

These NFL Over/Under Win Totals Are Juicier Than Ex-Girlfriend’s Poon, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

And she was squirter, bro.

Here Are Your NFL Power Rankings After Week 9

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by Tommy Gimler

Whoever is responsible for the schedule this year is a real dick. I mean, not giving the Browns a chance to take a break from losing until their bye hits in Week 13 is pretty goddamn harsh.

And Here We Have The Bills Mafia Throwing A Dildo Onto The Field

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by Tommy Gimler

You stay classy, Buffalo.

2016 Outlook For All 32 NFL Teams In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for football fans in Detroit is that hockey season is just one month away.

It’s Official: If You Want To Get Paid To Fuck Up, Become A Meteorologist Or NFL Referee

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by Frank Rhombus

Even Stevie Wonder can see that piss-poor officiating has become a bigger part of NFL games than concussions and players getting tackled by their dicks.

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