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San Diego Idiot Gets Smoked By Security As He Tries To Run Across The Diamond

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by Tommy Gimler

There are some “streaking” attempts that are totally worth the $1,000 fine and a night in the clink.

MLB Win Totals Are Out And Some Of These Things Are Juicy, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

If you think baseball games are long, try sitting through six-hour cricket match in Howrah without taking piss, bro.

Is This Really The Best Protective Hat For Pitchers MLB Could Come Up With?

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought that fucking dork from The Sandlot looked ridiculous wearing his oversized trout hat, wait until you see the laugher San Diego Padres reliever Alex Torres decided to wear during last night’s game against the Dodgers.

One Hit? That’s All We Got, One Goddamn Hit?

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by Tommy Gimler

Looking for something more offensive than Justin Bieber changing the lyrics of “One Less Lonely Girl” to “One Less Lonely Nigger?” Try dropping sixty bucks on watching the San Diego Padres play in person.

Bud Black Ripped The Juiciest Fart At A Press Conference Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. When somebody tears ass, it’s hysterical at any age. I mean, I play Sheepshead with my sixty-year-old uncles five or six times a year when I get back to Wisconsin, and they take turns blowing ass in each other’s faces at least twice every seven minutes, and they all get teary-eyed. Now, whether it’s from the putrid stench of half-digested Bic Macs or the fact that farting is just so goddamn funny is debatable.

Tonight’s San Diego Padres Lineup Was Probably The Worst Fucking Lineup I’ve Ever Seen

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by Tommy Gimler

If there is one thing I know, it’s dog shit lineups. I mean, with guys like Jose Hernandez, Brooks Kieschnick, and Bill Hall on their roster, it was tough to expect anything other than disappointment from the Brewers teams of the 90′s and early 2000′s. But after taking a look at tonight’s starting lineup for the San Diego Padres, I’m having a hard time believing that I’ve ever seen a lineup as pig shit awful as the one manager Bud Black penciled in for their game against Cincinnati.

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