Tag Archives: packers

So This Martellus Bennett Guy Can Eat A Dick, Right?

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, the Green Bay Packers should have no problem getting the majority of Martellus Bennett’s signing bonus back now.

These NFL Over/Under Win Totals Are Juicier Than Ex-Girlfriend’s Poon, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

And she was squirter, bro.

Packers WR Geronimo Allison Used To Be Quite The Freak On Twitter

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by Tommy Gimler

Almost as much fun for Geronimo Allison as catching touchdowns at the NFL level? You guessed it: Telling “hoes” their “pussy ain’t shit” on Twitter.

5 Legit Reasons Why The NFL’s Ratings Are Down

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by Tommy Gimler

Television ratings for the Sunday Night Football shitshow that was the Vikings hosting the Packers in their new stadium that will eventually cost taxpayers $678 million were down 16 percent from last year’s Week 2 tilt featuring the Packers and Seahawks, which once again goes to show that nobody likes the Vikings.

2016 Outlook For All 32 NFL Teams In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for football fans in Detroit is that hockey season is just one month away.

2016 NFL Win Totals Are Out, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Looks like fans in San Francisco and Tennessee should get ready to drink themselves into stupor because their teams are projected to be pure pig shit, bro.

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