Tag Archives: orioles

Chris Davis Raised His Batting Average 79 Points Today After Finally Getting A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Three of them, bitch!

Somehow, Someway, Chris Davis Blows Even More This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis fucking blows.

Great News For Degenerates: The First 2019 MLB Win Totals Are Out

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by Tommy Gimler

84 wins for the Minnesota Twins? Well, it looks as though the crew at Caesars Entertainment is really taking advantage of legal herb in Nevada.

Bartenders Pub In Baltimore Is Giving Away Free Shots If You’re There While Chris Davis Actually Gets A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Chris Davis is terrible.

Fat Fuck Royals Fan Wants Handsome Man To Take Her Fat Ass To An ALCS Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Craigslist is the best, man. I mean, where else can you read about a smart Asian kid’s missed connection with a belligerent local at a San Diego bar while at the same time scoring a sweet set of used tires for just under sixty bucks?

Baltimore Vs Kansas City: A Closer, More Disgusting Look

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: The Orioles and Royals battling for a spot in the World Series was about as expected as the movie Ride Along making more than $130 million at the box office. Everybody else will be analyzing each team’s roster before making an educated guess as to who will represent the American League in the Fall Classic, so we decided to take a closer look at each city’s crime, unemployment, and STD rates before making our prediction. 

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