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Poor Louisville Cheerleader Takes A Football Right To The Damn Face

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by Tommy Gimler

Labor Day sucked if you were rooting for Louisville.

Here’s Every Buzzer Beater From The First Weekend Of The NCAA Tournament

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by Tommy Gimler

I’m not going to lie. I peed a little bit after each one of these puppies went down.

Now Is As Good As Any Time To Remind Irish Fans That Everett Golson Wasn’t Very Good

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s been a tough six months for Notre Dame Fighting Irish football fans. I mean, having to sit through an absolute ass pounding in the National Championship game and then find out a week later that your star linebacker is a lying homosexual? It’s tough. And now news out of South Bend that quarterback Everett Golson is no longer enrolled at the university because of an academic violation will surely send the Notre Dame faithful to the pews this morning, but a closer look at the redshirt freshman’s numbers reveal that he probably won’t be missed.

The DUD Loves College Coeds. Oh, and Football, Too…


by Tommy Gimler

It’s that time of year again. You know, when 19-year-old girls ruin any possibility of ever having a career in politics when they stick their tongues down each other’s throats for the first time in the basement of a Main Street frat house thanks to a cube of Keystone Light and immense peer pressure. Oh, and it’s time again for some college football…

NCAA Recruiting Rankings A Joke


by J. LaSussa

College football recruiting rankings are a joke.  Obviously there is no way to predict how an 18-year-old kid will pan out at a major Division 1 football program, but you would like to think that the recruiting rankings could be based a little more on performance versus selling magazines.

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