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3 Possible Reasons Why Hand, Foot & Mouth Disease Is All Of A Sudden A Thing For MLB Players

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by Tommy Gimler

For his sake, let’s hope the first thing J.A. Happ didn’t do when he got to New York was jerk off.

Noah Syndergaard Heading To The DL With Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease That He Likely Got Working At A Kids Camp

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by Tommy Gimler

There are kicks in the dick, and then there’s this.

So How Many Guys At MLB Headquarters Has Chase Utley Sucked Off?

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by Frank Rhombus

New York’s Noah Syndergaard was ejected today for throwing a 99 MPH fuck you pitch behind the back of Chase Utley. No warning. No “Hey, knock it the fuck off.” No nothing. So, that begs the question, “Exactly how many knob jobs has Utley given the guys at MLB headquarters?”

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