Tag Archives: nhl

Watch This Hockey Announcer Almost Get Drilled In The Face By A Puck

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by Tommy Gimler

Somebody get this guy a shot of whiskey and a fresh set of drawers.

Buckle The Fuck Up: The NHL West Playoff Preview

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by Teddy Westside

People always talk about how the NCAA Tournament is the best sporting event in the world. Well, whatever. Instead of fighting that with a bunch of old bald dudes trying to relive their glory days from Wichita State, I am just going to make this claim: Hockey has the greatest postseason among the four professional sports.

The Buffalo Sabres Had A Former Video Scout Dress As Their Backup Goalie Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

One glance at this picture, and it looks like even Ryan Vinz is ecstatic he didn’t see any time on the ice in last night’s 4-2 win over San Jose. I mean, is it just us, or does he not look almost as out of place as a woman at a Mensa conference?

Rangers Fan Uses Yankee Stadium Concourse For A Urinal

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a guy who thinks waiting in line for the men’s room is for pussies.

Kings Vs. Blackhawks: I Called It, You Hookers

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by Teddy Westside

The Kings of Los Angeles put away the Sharks from San Jose away in seven games…which coincidentally is exactly what I predicted. Not only did I predict accurately the winning team, but the number of games in which they would win it…which means I am already better than half of the NFL prognosticators and certainly better than that turd Mel Kiper. Hey Mel, when you get ONE thing right, you let me know.

Add John Tortorella To The List Of Guys Who Can Run A Train On My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Since the NBA playoffs (how in the fuck was there no game last night?) are a bigger joke than Justin Bieber winning any award that’s not made from dog shit, and since there were only five MLB games on the schedule yesterday, I decided to give the Rangers-Bruins game a shot last night. And now there are three words that will ensure I take in Game 5: John Fucking Tortorella.

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