Tag Archives: nfl

How NFL Bettors Got Dicked In Week 7

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by Frank Rhombus

You’ll want to think twice about betting with the public after you see this shit.

One-Fourth Of The Way Into The Season, The Broncos Are Still The Best Team In The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

The Von Miller Madden NFL 17 commercial where he’s dancing around like a member of the Funky Bunch still sucks balls, though.

Get Back On Rakesh Train And Win Money For Hooker With These NFL And NCAA Football Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Sorry if you lost your house last week, bro. I was trying pot gummy for first time.

5 Legit Reasons Why The NFL’s Ratings Are Down

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by Tommy Gimler

Television ratings for the Sunday Night Football shitshow that was the Vikings hosting the Packers in their new stadium that will eventually cost taxpayers $678 million were down 16 percent from last year’s Week 2 tilt featuring the Packers and Seahawks, which once again goes to show that nobody likes the Vikings.

Betting On College Football And NFL This Week Is Easier Than My Ex-Slut Girlfriend Akansh

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by Rakesh the Intern

Everybody got piece of that poon, bro. No joke. Cousin Gokul with his baby left arm hit that shit, and even my father Mahesh said he once pissed on her at bachelor party. Sick shit, bro.

Rakesh’s Week 17 NFL Picks Might Make You Shit Pants, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. After hitting on 7 of 8 bets last week, it’s official, my friend: Rakesh is hotter than two girlies with massive bush rubbing that shit against each other. If you spent mad Rupee on your fat wife to make her happy at Christmas time, here are some big time bets that will help you get some of that cash back, bro.

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