by Tommy Gimler
If you’re finding it difficult to follow along with CBS’ coverage of the AFC Championship Game today, don’t even think about blaming the Evan Williams and Diet Rite in your left hand or the silo of Schlitz in your right. Of course the game isn’t in England. It’s in New England. You’re just questioning yourself because you heard Phil Simms say it was in the old country. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
12-time Pro Bowl and 6-time First-Team All-Pro linebacker Junior Seau is dead at the age of 43 from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Has the tree sap or shoe polish that Mel Kiper uses to keep that mane of mafia hair close to his dome finally seeped through his skull and melted his brain? (more…)
by Mike Gemme
{ Yup, as long as those people aren't made of meat... } – May 22, 9:46 AM
{ Prince Fielder will down that many Cuban pastries and the person who ate them; in one sitting of course..... } – May 22, 1:41 AM { You're a silly little cunt hair, Mr. Santos... } – May 20, 6:03 PM { The Bills don't suck because they run a simple west coast offense, they suck because they draft players like E J Manuel in the first... } – May 20, 10:30 AM
{ Suck on a cheese curd, EJ is gonna dissapoint you like you dissapointed your wifes parents when you married her and light it up this... } – May 19, 10:49 PM
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