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If You’re Not Gambling Or Playing Fantasy Sports, Football In 2018 Is Simply Unwatchable

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, at least at the professional level.

Rakesh’s Week 17 NFL Picks Might Make You Shit Pants, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. After hitting on 7 of 8 bets last week, it’s official, my friend: Rakesh is hotter than two girlies with massive bush rubbing that shit against each other. If you spent mad Rupee on your fat wife to make her happy at Christmas time, here are some big time bets that will help you get some of that cash back, bro.

Bowl Season Is Perfect Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. These college football bowl games are big waste of time for the most part. I for one would rather watch cousin Gokul shoot billiards, and he sucks shit at it, my friend. The dude has a baby left arm and can’t balance the cue. Sad shit, bro.

If You Win Football Bets With Rakesh This Week, You Will Be Able To Give Hooker Pearl Necklace And Buy Wife Real One, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. Another winning week in the world of betting on the silly game of American football, bro. I’m telling you, boss, Rakesh is hotter than two girlies eating fried goat out of each other’s anus, my friend. You might want to start doing something about it, bro.

Wife Will Take You To Pound Town This Thanksgiving Thanks To These Winning Football Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh The Intern

I’m telling you, bro. I still don’t get this American holiday of giving thanks by stuffing your stomach full of food that would be enough to feed family of four in Howrah for two weeks, my friend. But I do enjoy being able to watch three games of professional American football on television and making bookie my bitch on what should be enjoyable weekend for him.

This Is The Week To Bet Against Kansas City And Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. This goddamn Chiefs team is really cutting into the Rupee I have stashed to side for Christmas presents this year, my friend. They have now cover spread for like nine straight games, boss. But even though shit from pig Raiders team is their next opponent, now is not the time to jump boat, bro. Rakesh say load and lock up on the Raiders with the points, my friend.

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