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Video Of The NBA Draft Lottery Dress Rehearsal Leaked And The Suns Once Again Got The First Pick

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by Tommy Gimler

Dozens of Suns fans must be thrilled.

Dikembe Mutombo Proved Once Again Last Night That Everything In The NBA Is More Fixed Than My Wife’s Purse Dog

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by Frank Rhombus

There are now three things we know about former NBA center Dikembe Mutombo: He sounds like Grover fucked Doctor Claw, he used to walk into clubs near Georgetown and yell, “Who wants to sex Mutombo?”, and he knew that the 76ers won the NBA Draft Lottery about four hours before everybody else did last night.

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