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The Best Part Of The NBA Finals Was This Jackass

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by Tommy Gimler

While the last two games of the NBA Finals did provide several moments of awesome, the end result was about as predictable as the half hour after making a late night Taco Bell run.

Ass Clown Joey Crawford Is Reffing Game 6 So Load Up On The Heat

by Tommy Gimler

Need further proof that the NBA is more fixed than my wife’s purse dog? Joey Crawford, the ref who was once suspended for an entire postseason after ejecting Tim Duncan for laughing, will be in control of tonight’s game.

San Antonio Vs. Miami: A Closer, More Disgusting Look

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually when we take a closer look at the two cities battling for a major sports championship, the filthier, more crime-ridden city pulls it out. Then again, we’ve only done this once before, and it was for a league that wasn’t fixed.

Think Your Wife Is A Crazy Bitch? Check Out This Broad

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by Tommy Gimler

Last night’s fourth quarter of the Heat-Bulls game was as exciting as it gets during a 37-point blowout. Upset with the pig shit referees, who more than ensured that Miami would not go to Chicago in an 0-2 hole, both Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson were ejected at the 10:13 mark for arguing with them. And while Gibson’s f-bomb laden escort from the court was well worth waiting for instead changing the channel for some late-night Skinemax, it was this picture from Deadspin of this crazy bitch flipping off Noah heading to the locker room that has everybody talking (well, except Stephen Hawking):

LeBron Is The MVP, But Who Was The Worst Player Of The 2012-13 NBA Season?

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by Tommy Gimler

ESPN is reporting that LeBron James will be named the NBA’s Most Valuable Player Sunday for the fourth time in his career. Then again, it’s ESPN we’re talking about here, and they are citing unnamed sources, so it probably means that the real MVP will be Tiago Splitter.

That Motherfucker Fucked Your Wife

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not the trash talking from a guy who played zero minutes in last night’s Celtics-Knicks game that is news. After all, this is the NBA we’re talking about, where guys talk shit after hitting a pre-game layup. But the fact that for the second time this season a Celtics player has accused Carmelo Anthony’s wife of being a dirty, dirty whore, well now, that’s something to talk about.

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