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And Here We Have Draymond Green Calling A Female Ref A ‘F**king B*tch’

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by Tommy Gimler

There are obviously better ways to get a mega shoe deal than kicking other players in their dicks and telling a female ref she’s a “fucking bitch.”

Five Things You’ll See For Sure During This Weekend’s NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

The NBA Playoffs are off to a pretty shocking start, almost as shocking the Buffalo Bills cheerleaders receiving instructions on how to clean out their hump holes. I mean, the Indiana Pacers are struggling against an Atlanta Hawks squad that struggled against pretty much the entire NBA during the regular season. At any rate, the NBA has our attention, and that’s saying something considering we’ve maintained from our inception that it’s a fixed league.

You Think We’re Sick? The Mavericks-Clippers Halftime Show Tonight Featured Retards Playing Full Court 5-On-5

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by Frank Rhombus

If you want an entertaining NBA halftime show in your arena, then put a Chinese broad on a unicycle while she balances dishes. Put some trampolines underneath the baskets so a couple of gymnast queers can pull off some sick dunks. Hell, put a couple of puppies at center court and let them take turns eating their own shit for Christ’s sake. But 5-on-5 hoops between kids who can’t tie their shoes and spend half the day smelling their hands that they just pulled from their asses? Damn, girlfriend.

The Last Time Greg Oden Started A Game…

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by Tommy Gimler

Serge Ibaka’s “attempt” to block a LeBron James’ throw down Thursday night left “The King” with a broken beak, and James will miss tonight’s game in Chicago against the Bulls as a result. Getting the start in his place? You guessed it: Greg Oden, who hasn’t started a game since December 5, 2009. That was four years, two months, and eighteen days ago.

O.J. Mayo Ties Shoes While On Defense, Sums Up The Milwaukee Bucks’ 2014 Season On One Dipshit Play

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by Tommy Gimler

We haven’t talked very much about the Milwaukee Bucks this year, and that’s because they’re the Milwaukee Bucks. Apparently, even the guys who make up their roster could give two shits about how the Bucks finish a game much less this season.

The DUD 2013 NBA Preview

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by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

If you think that David Stern is going to let the Indiana Pacers win the championship in the final year of his regime, you’re a fucking idiot.

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