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The Washington Nationals Are Hotter Than Miley Cyrus Jamming a Foam Finger Up Kate Upton’s Hump Hole

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by Tommy Gimler

We see this every year in Major League Baseball. A team is so far out of the postseason picture that nobody is talking about them, even if Tim Tebow is at the game sitting next to Brett Favre who is sitting next to Michael Vick who is sitting next to the Dog Whisperer. But all of a sudden, that team gets hotter than shit, and instead of making plans for orgies in Cancun, they find themselves playing October baseball.

Monday Mailbag

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. The puck is about to drop in Boston in the only game that matters in the sports world tonight, meaning nobody wants to read up on the five worst fantasy baseball players of June or watch the breakdown of a video where a baseball player picks his nose right after adjusting his cup. That means it’s the perfect time to go through our mailbag…

DUD MLB Preview: Washington Nationals

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by Tommy Gimler

Davey Johnson said last week the Nationals should fire him if they don’t make the playoffs. So, do we start making a list of 2013 Nationals managerial candidates now?

Crawford Contract One Of The Worst Ever?

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by Tommy Gimler

The Boston Globe reported last week that OF Carl Crawford’s disastrous start with the Red Sox will continue as he begins the 2012 campaign on the disabled list. It has been just over a year since Crawford signed a 7-year, $142 million contract, and he has since played some wicked awful baseball.

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