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Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

Philadelphia Phillies' Bryce Harper Workout

by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

You Might Need A Fresh Set Of Drawers After Seeing This Bryce Harper Home Run

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by Tommy Gimler

Ho. Lee. Shit.

5 Bold Predictions For MLB’s Second Half

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s start with this: Houston’s George Springer will have the best season ever for a stutterer.

Some Asshole Was Knitting At Last Night’s Brewers-Nationals Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Just so we’re straight (unlike this fucking guy), I can’t bring a plastic bottle of water into the ballpark if the seal has been broken, but this fucking clown can bring in two knitting needles that could be used to stab a player or poke another fan’s eyes out when they try to make a play on a foul ball? That’s terrific.

The Washington Nationals Are Hotter Than Miley Cyrus Jamming a Foam Finger Up Kate Upton’s Hump Hole

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by Tommy Gimler

We see this every year in Major League Baseball. A team is so far out of the postseason picture that nobody is talking about them, even if Tim Tebow is at the game sitting next to Brett Favre who is sitting next to Michael Vick who is sitting next to the Dog Whisperer. But all of a sudden, that team gets hotter than shit, and instead of making plans for orgies in Cancun, they find themselves playing October baseball.

Monday Mailbag

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. The puck is about to drop in Boston in the only game that matters in the sports world tonight, meaning nobody wants to read up on the five worst fantasy baseball players of June or watch the breakdown of a video where a baseball player picks his nose right after adjusting his cup. That means it’s the perfect time to go through our mailbag…

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