Tag Archives: mlb

The DUD Hands Out Their MLB First Half Awards


by Tommy Gimler

Try finding another site who’s dishing out the “Kate Upton’s Yams” award.

The Argument For And Against Major League Baseball Reinstating Pete Rose

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by Tommy Gimler

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred couldn’t give two fucks that Pete Rose is his sport’s all-time hit leader.

What If MLB All-Star Game Starters Were Based Solely On WAR?


by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. Using sabermetrics to determine how good MLB players are these days is almost as trendy as an East Coast frat house rape, and WAR (Wins Above Replacement) is usually deemed as the most useful of said metrics. So, we’re going to temporarily transform into Brian Fucking Kennys and use WAR to see who would be starting the All-Star Game if for some stupid reason that was the only stat that was used to determine them.

Andrew Rector Sues MLB & ESPN After Falling Asleep At A Game, Is A Big Pile Of Dog Shit


by Frank Rhombus

If Andrew Rector’s fat ass thought the “verbal crusade” against him after he was caught by ESPN cameras napping at a Yankees-Red Sox game in April was unbearable, wait until he has someone read to him what’s being said after he filed what will likely be a dismissed lawsuit against MLB, ESPN, the New York Yankees, Dan Shulman, and John Kruk last Thursday.

Unacceptable Jerseys For True Baseball Fans – Volume 4

boggs tampa bay

by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 4th weekend, and you know what that means. Thousands of people will be flocking to a ballpark near you sporting a jersey with some turd’s name on the back of it who is probably logging more hours working a jackhammer these days than on a ball diamond. And with that in mind, our ten-part series of unacceptable jerseys for true baseball fans continues with the Yankees, Blue Jays, and Rays.

The DUD’s MLB All-Star Ballot

DUD 2014 All-Star Ballot

by Tommy Gimler

Matt Wieters continues to lead American League catchers in All-Star voting despite the fact that he hasn’t played in a game since May 10, and he won’t see any action until sometime in 2015 after undergoing Tommy John surgery. Looks like that incurable strand of syphilis in Baltimore has finally corroded the last few remaining brain cells of the Orioles faithful.

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